Witch Wednesday

 Good evening, my dears. I am on my phone. As usual, the phone won't let me add photos. I am sorry. I guess I will have to tell you a story or something.

I started following a chick on tiktok. I decided she is my heroine. 

I see her as whimsy goth- she has lavender hair and white make up, but there is a strong Morticia Addams vibe going on.

So anyway, today she told the dead squirrel stories. She used to walk to a gas station, even though that was forbidden by her parents. 

One day, a man driving by, slowed down to talk to her. She didn't want to talk to a strange man. She happened upon a dead squirrel. She picked it up and attempted to fling the road kill carcass into his car, but he sped off.

I thought that was the ultimate power move. Then she told the second story, and it was way better.

This time, a man on foot began following her. She remembered seeing a very decomposing squirrel, so she walked backwards to it. Then, with a deranged smile, while staring intently, she picked up rotting squirrel guts, and held them out. Suddenly, she ran straight towards him. He ran away. 

And that's why she's my heroine. Brave, smart girl.

Stay safe. Remember to keep an eye out for useful road kill. Blessed be.