Oldest son is a lot of trouble. He's back to doing many of the things that landed him in jail, so long story short, we had to call the Sheriff's Department.
The deputy told us it was nearly impossible to enlist with a felony conviction.
Afterwards, I talked to my father-in-law. He said he had never heard of the base so he looked it up and it's not in Mobile.
I don't know how long he thought he get away with those lies. Maybe he was planning to run when he was scheduled to 'ship out'. Maybe he had some ridiculous scheme. Maybe he just didn't want to admit that the Navy wouldn't take him.
So anyway, while things are playing out to their inevitable conclusion, I doubt I will be getting much done.
Next time I will try to post something positive.