The Narc

This is just a collection of items/info/facts that I have gathered. I have no proof and I could be wrong or not seeing the whole picture. You decide.

The narc is well, just nasty. A friend saw him this weekend and said, He's just creepy.

I couldn't agree more.

The narc came in with the Missouri Mafia. At first he seemed friendly, nice, helpful. But that's what narcs do, they lure you in with fake sweetness. After a while things began to reach the ears of bosses and suddenly it seemed no comment was safe no matter how innocent.

Gradually it became obvious that the narc wasn't required to work as hard as others. In fact, some began to question exactly what it was that he did all day. The man disappeared for hours. Not long after he went to night shift and began looking at porn on the Internet. I know this because he showed Kevin his favorite site. I refuse to go look. I don't even want to talk about it. I am told the name of the site is two women and a cup. I'm sure you can google it but I strongly advise you not to because it involves a cup of a bodily function.

The man is nasty. Not just because he likes to look at that sort of thing, but because he found it sexual stimulating.

Wait while I gag.

Anyway, one morning us day shift people came in and the night crew said the narc had been upstairs with a quality control girl f--king. The whole plant knew it. It was all anyone talked about.

Do you think he got fired? No. Supposedly the tape was reviewed and he was seen going upstairs, then she went up, and neither came back down, so nothing was done. I think it was unfair to allow two employees, both married to other people, to disappear for the whole night and get away with it even if they weren't screwing. The didn't have any business upstairs and they certainly were not working, so they both should have been let go.

The narc also receives tools. Company policy states that all maint. personnel must supply their own tools. Should your personal tools break or become stolen while you are working, the company will replace them. Red Rhino (vp of production's wife) bought the narc a $900 toolbox and all the tools to go in it.

My landlord allows the narc to hunt on his land. That means the narc arrives before sunrise, parks near my house, stares at my house for an hour, then walks into the woods behind my house. I don't like this and neither do my dogs. My big friendly labs bark at the narc like he is a coyote. Always trust your dogs when they take a dislike to someone, there is a reason for it.

Not long ago the narc bragged that he was coming into a bunch of money for telling on people. Since then he has purchased a new truck, a new car for his wife, new living room furniture, and four compact bows so that he and his brother and nephews could go deer hunting.

At first I was confused. I thought surely he told on people at work and the company paid him off. But no one has gotten fired. Then last week I figured it out.

Starting in January the company will be 'randomly' drawing names for drug testing. The reason the company gave is we have a new customer- Johnson and Johnson.

I don't believe this for a second. Because we had Johnson and Johnson before, some 10 years ago, and there was no drug testing. Our other customers are major drug companies (three of the top 10 in the US) and they don't require any such thing.

Then there was that other the rumor. If the first one hadn't gone out I might be more believing of the second one.

The first story was everybody would be drug tested and if you passed you got a raise.

I think that one couldn't fly. People would be prepared. Employees would be expecting raises. But if it's 'random' because a customer said so, then you could cull the ones you don't like without paying out a penny more.

I believe the narc, a major pill head himself, got the goods on some folks, ratted, got his money, and now the Mafia feels that enough time has passed to start firing people.

I could be wrong.

But I don't think so.

The Cute Lure

I was having a tough time finding homes for the puppies so I decided to play dirty. I posted a picture of them by the timeclock.

I put the pic up on Monday around 9:30. At ten o'clock Wishbone had a home.

By Saturday the rest had homes, too. He, he, he, no one can resist lab puppies!

We're keeping Mojo because Kevin has been in love with him since he was born. Mojo is the prettiest pupppy. He's the big white dog in the bottom picture.